April 2013
3 posts
March 2013
1 post
February 2013
14 posts
i’ll internut all over your face!
fffffffffffffffuck you if you only knew how much i think about you and how much i wish i could talk to you and how many idiotic shits ive posted on the innernets in hopes that youd see them, because i want to communicate so bady. fuck how pathetic right? things blow why cant life be perfect. see, SEE SEE SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE for ME
January 2013
67 posts
my mind
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dykin it up with my bro kyra
i luv being boy shaped
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miss my lovely lady
its snowing!
caffeine is gr8 for mood boostation!
duh
feeling extra gay lately. i wonder what the heck my sexuality is, lel
not that it needs to be classified or something
just
ya know, if there was a gay percentage i wonder what i would be
it varies day by day
but today i guess i am 65%
maybe more!
i wonder what my heart will be like 10 years from now
i read a...
y do u existbro
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but but i dun WANNA go outside and play.
i’ll get looked at funny and get the cops called on me for “wandering aimlessly” again
fucking long island suburbia soccer mahm shit
i h8 it i h8 it i h8 it
i’m sick of making do i just wanna scoot on outta here and pretend all this never happened
why the flying FUCK did my parents decide to settle down here it makes no iota of...
oh jeez what is it about EYEBROWS that always gets me
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maybe i write to force myself to not do something stupid
its funny because usually that happens in a tangible journal but now my brain has technolofied
dont you just wish sometimes that the apocalypse would happen
i do
lets think of a story real quick
okay subject is: fans
sub-subject is:teething
the fan was fannin and fannin the precious yelpy baby princess on the hottest of summer days....
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retch retch retch
i’ve got a plump lil kitten purrin on my leg. in between purry kitty and leg are plumpery pants and really fuzzy warm blankie. its the softest warmest thing. on my toes there is a pup. she is biting her tail-base cuz she’s itchy as heck.
i feel really cozy and warm and nice and weird. gotta pee REAL BAD but im too comf to get up.
imagine if thinga were ideal right...
FUCKING SHIT
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on a side-note my mom insists on subjecting me to millionaire matchmaker WHY MAHM YOU’RE DOIN IT ON PURPOSE
i’m bored
“work” was real slow so the boss lady let me leave early and now i resort to my usual winter break night routine: talking to myself on this shittidtioc blog and watching game of thriggity thrones and squishin my fat kittycats belly
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retching stoic-ly like a bafoon-melon gives one hope that vermillion grange-meisters squeeze out tiny baby fat finch skeletons who turn into mules and sell gallant looking girl scout s’moa’s to unyielding grumbly pirate-imps. that hurts sometimes but if you take some advil and drink some pomegranate rose-hip tea with a side order of five guys fries you’ll be all better
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its kinda funny when people try to advertise their lives as being perfectly perfect over the internet when in reality they hate themselves and everyone around them
is that hypocritical of me to say since i have a tumblr and post shits on it?
i mean, to justify my hypocrisy I WAS THAT GUY ONCE
AND I STILL HAVE A FACEBOOK
but now its really funny to witness that shit from the other end and...
